Missions

To bring in the new year, I plan to accomplish several irrelevant missions to better/worsen myself. They should have no purpose, are up for interpretation, and should follow along the lines of the dynamic duo Benrik.

Mission 1.
Dress to the nines. Be on one or more substances. See opera,ballet, or symphony orchestra. Cause ruckus, but not enough to be thrown out. Schmooze during intermission with those trying to avoid you the most. Enjoy, and be the definition of a classy mess.