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Last Time I Drank Tequila....


(insert embarrassing drunken behavior here)

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"I wish that I'd sailed the darkened seas....."

"Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid"

It's either this or join the now-villainized Somali pirates.