death is visiting the beach at night, but never leaving.
no answer but silence and darkness. just to disappear, melt into the blackness.

"All that I require of him are camels and levi's."

Scariest Occurrence In the Past Two Weeks

http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200901/new-york-times

A sudden moment of clarity.
Q: What is christianity?
A: It is the belief that a two- thousand-year-old jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple off a magical tree in a wonderland.

Worst Ways to Die (Pain)

1. falling into vat of sulfuric acid

2. falling from an airplane

3. eaten by large carnivorous animal